What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

How is sex in college like with roommates and big campuses?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

Do all armies have the same rank structure?